hElPInG!

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I had 4 people in my building asking for help this week with their technical issues:

  1. The old black dude from Senegal: crappy old Iphone 5 dying. I made a backup.
  2. The new woman with husband problems: crappy printer from Facebook: fake ink not recognized.
  3. “Coucous dude” forgot his password for windows.
  4. Resident 25 lost his internet, I lent him my hotspot for a week.

I always tried to keep things simple and not spend more than 5 minutes with their cheap high-tech gadgets.

10 kms!

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It was raining and it was wet. However, I managed to finish my 10 kms. It is the best way to keep me calm and healthy!

dA vOid!

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I am feeling so relieved now that I am done with all the trials. Also with optical fiber, everything is working so smoothly that I do not even have to worry about any technical issue. The building is under my control and all minor problems are also solved quickly with a simple email.

My only worry is to find a nice job now that all my problems are behind me.

fInIsHed!

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It’s over! I only had 15 minutes to defend myself against my ex-employer: the verdict is in February the 8th 2018. Of course, I was the only one doing so!

Lawyers have as much chance of winning or loosing a case as anyone for one simple reason: no emotions. The technicality of a case is already written in the files you transmit to the judge and the oral defense is the only way to add feelings to a legal case!

It is very sad that people do not grab this chance to fight back with their own words. Lawyers charge 500 Euros for 15 minutes for an oral defense because people are afraid of defending themselves!

nO sOunD!

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I kept on switching off my Iphone 6S: Loud/ Silent switch (manually) so I do not hear any call last month. No wonder why I am so bad at answering phone calls.
It took me ages to figure out why my Iphone 6S does not ring!

rEnEwed!

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I just renewed my advance directives regarding end-of-life (no pain, no aggressive therapy to maintain life, no reanimation, no invasive surgery, quick death – “fuck it all and let me die quickly and peacefully”). The advance directives and my organ donor card are in my bag. I would like also to be cremated. I really do not want any part of me buried somewhere, it seems creepy and simply expensive.

People make a big fuss about these issues that seem so straightforward to me.

sTeAk!

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I’d love to eat this steak!

cOoKiNg!

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I am not a bad cook and I enjoyed it:

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iPHone!

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The list of everday tasks for my Iphone 6S is growing quickly:

  1. Personal files access (cloud)
  2. Banking (app)
  3. Smart TV control (Netflix, Youtube, Cast)
  4. Reader (books)
  5. Movies (before bed time)
  6. Phone, SMS
  7. Scanner (HP Smart), Printing
  8. Payment (Revolut, Orange Bank, Apple Pay)
  9. Snapchat
  10. Social media (blog)

oNiOn!

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The president of the jury made a funny joke based on her own experience. Some murder cases without premeditation sadly came from couples during cooking time and, precisely, at the ONION STEP. When the wife was cutting the onion and she had a drink or two, it was not uncommon for a wife to stab her husband with whatever came handy and it often lead to death!

The president insisted saying: BEWARE OF THE ONION! STAY AWAY FROM THE ONION!

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