Aug
19
bAby FoOd!
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I sometimes wonder if the whole world is dumb because, as we grow up, we get more and more freedom to make dumb choices. 😂 Babies thrive on simple, bland food. Then we grow up and spend the rest of our lives inventing increasingly stupid ways to ruin our bodies. 🤦♂️ We literally start with the perfect recipe for a healthy life… and then screw it up ourselves. 😂
Aug
18
I’ve been eating plenty of chocolate and cake and STILL can’t get past 56 kg! 😂 Maybe I’m simply much more active these days, so I’m burning through those extra calories before they even have a chance to stick. 😅
Aug
18
HighWay dAnGer!
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A man lost his keys on the highway, so I chased after him to let him know… I hope he somehow manages to recover them from the middle of the highway.
Aug
17
mY Own ImaGinAtion!
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No wonder I keep listening to the same Harry Potter audiobooks over and over! The incredible sound effects, the tiniest details straight from the books, the voices… 20 hours of pure joy for the mind, completely lost in your own imagination. ✨
And the best part? The characters in my head look absolutely beautiful and perfect. They’re exactly the way I imagined them. 🥰🎧📚
Aug
17
inDooR PlanTs!
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My mind runs on two principles: **minimum energy, maximum yield**. And it works wonders for my indoor chili plants! 🌶️ They’re thriving, looking absolutely beautiful, and I’ve spent surprisingly little energy taking care of them all summer. 😄🌱
Aug
16
pOsitIve VibEs!
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A cheerful runner about my age smiled and joked, “You only walk?” I guessed he was comparing our bodies, so I replied, “Of course! Walking is the best sport in the world!” 😄 He laughed—and agreed! I love these spontaneous little chats with strangers—just a few words, a laugh, and some positive vibes. So much better than the toxic old fart at Basic-Fit! 😂
Aug
15
My super-protein mix: sardines, tuna, and mackerel! 💪🐟🐟🐟
Aug
15
eMpTy pArKing fun!
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This huge empty parking lot has become my personal reality show. 😂 Over three days: tiny electric cars, couples having secret meetings, a TikTok influencer asking me to film, motorbike training, impressive curls… and me, simply relaxing and witnessing the whole circus. 🏎️🏍️😂
Netflix, you can’t compete.
Aug
14
I stopped taking all painkillers and resumed my walking routine. GREAT! It feels so good to be moving again!
Aug
14
wEighT cOrrEcTion!
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I’ve stopped my weight-loss trend. I’m now at 55.6 kg, which is exactly where I want to be. My body looks perfect at this weight.
