Jun
14
The “TIME” lie is used 49% of the cases:
EXAMPLE: “I will do it now, it will be sent tomorrow”
You will get every possible version of this lie from any company worker to gain time. This is sadly the most harmful lie. The next action of this person is to add your name to a very loooooong list on his desk.
The second most harmful lie is called the “YES” lie used by the other 49% of the cases:
EXAMPLE: “Yes , yes do not worry , yes yes yes …”
This is an easy lie to detect and it is almost used by everyone in your life. My mother has practiced this lie all her life. It is very easy for me to detect this one. The person you talk to do not even understand your question but just keeps confirming that she/he understands.
2% are left to other versions of lies.
Jun
13
gOoD NeWs!
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I just received the good news I was waiting for a while. My cousin is officially engaged!
C-O-N-G-R-A-T-S
June 2017 seems to be a good month in my life. Let’s hope it will continue because one of my biggest fights will come to its end on June 28 2017.
Jun
12
bIrd’S sHit!
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I should play loto or something. I got bird’s shit on my bag.
Jun
11
Smooth it was painfully hot!
Jun
7
There are few days in life when you are really proud of yourself but today was one of these days. I called the bank dude who was supposed to “manage” my case and I enjoyed every second of the phone call:
Me: Hello, My name is XXX, you remember me? A year ago, I asked you to suspend my mortgage for 2 years WITHOUT any interest and you did not comply!
Mr. Dude: yes Mr XXX
Me: Guess what? I just received the judgement and it says: 24 months without any interest or penalty! HA HA!
Mr Dude: We will apply the court decision when we will receive it.
Me: Do not worry, you’ll it get tomorrow… bye bye!
I control time therefore I control money:
655 Euros * 24 months = 15 720 Euros.
La La la La La : 1079 Euros in da POCKET!
Jun
6
vIcTorY 1!
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I received a call from the local court regarding my request against the bank. The clerk asked me if I would like to receive the decision by mail or to pick them up myself. I asked her to give me the final decision by phone directly (I thought it might be a NO):
FINAL VERDICT: YES YES YES! The bank mortgage has been suspended for 24 months.
I do not know if my second request will be accepted as well: meaning NO INTEREST during 24 months! MEANING 1079 Euros in da pocket! I am jumping up and down like a little kid. I will stop by to pick up the judgement myself. That would be a major victory against that bank and that means I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!
It took me: 1 year 2 months and 16 days to stop the bank! Lots of paperwork to learn about the whole process!
Jun
5
While fixing the speakers for my brother, I noticed that his speakers, like mine, can have 2 inputs. I used the second audio-input for my old Samsung TV! I am now watching high definition documentaries from Youtube with kick ass speakers!
The bass sound improved greatly the quality of these documentaries!
Jun
4
I was shocked by the view of a kid living with his parents on the 5th floor. He left home for few months and came back with at least 20 kgs, a huge belly and … an ear ring! He prolly lost 10 years or more due to the extra weight. He really looks like his mother now!
I gained once 4 kgs and my face became rounded with chubby cheeks! Mark & Spencer food portions are perfect for me. Sadly, they are a bit expensive!
Jun
3
Smooth run, I wish there were more of these!
Jun
1
cHrOmEcAst!
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The unexpected effect of the Chromecast 2. I have all the BBC nature documentaries on my old TV: It is lovely because it is in English.
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