laWyErs!

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These scumbags are horrible. When I was at court, there were only 3 trials: the lawyer against me was one hour late, one lawyer thought his trial was for the afternoon and the last lawyer was not even there!

The judge commented loudly: The trials were scheduled for 9:30 not 12!

When finally the lawyers arrived, their defense were so boring and full of stupid sentences and no FACTS. My defense was full of energy and passion, I demonstrated each time my sentences with pictures. One of the prosecutor helped me (secretly) with her fingers and she gave me the rhythm to speak.

When the prosecutor announced his verdict, he almost surprised the judge with his: “NO CHARGES!” Usually, it is the judge’s rule to bargain against the prosecutor and not to accept his final ruling.

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