Sep
10
eVolUDerM!
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I picked up a few Evoluderm products at Noz—a foot cream, after-shampoo treatment, and body wash—for just €2! 😂
I probably wouldn’t have tried them otherwise… but they’re actually **great!** 😍

Sep
10
**1 pound of fat = 6 miles of blood vessels! 🩸**
That means **4.5 kg of fat ≈ 97 km of blood vessels.** 🤯 That’s a LOT of plumbing! 🚰

Sep
10
Getting rid of the limescale buildup on my AeroGarden plates takes days. 😩


Sep
10
fIrEWorks!
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My favorite playground is blocked again! 😩 Étang de Cergy is getting ready for the September 12 fireworks. 🎆


Sep
9
fItNeSs aGe!
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Sep
8
aPhId inVasion!
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The solution was radical: I threw out all my indoor trees after an aphid invasion. 🪴🪲


Sep
7
bAsic Fit sHoWer!
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Second shower at Basic-Fit: already sweaty, clean showers, hot water… and I’m paying for it anyway. 😂

Sep
6
All alone in a huge, empty room with an enormous screen—perfect for practicing yoga from 7:00 to 8:30 AM on a Sunday! 🧘♂️😌

Sep
6
hIgh Pitched VoiCe!
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One toxic trait I’ve noticed when talking to some women is that they artificially switch to a high-pitched voice. I always wondered why… 🤔
Then I realized the reason was pretty simple: just watch an adult—male or female—talk to a child, and you can immediately see them **forcing their voice into those high notes**, almost like a kid themselves! 😂

Sep
5
tOo mUch hAir!
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A LOT of hair… time for a haircut in Chinatown, Paris! 💇♂️😂

