Sep
10
fIrEWorks!
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My favorite playground is blocked again! 😩 Étang de Cergy is getting ready for the September 12 fireworks. 🎆
Sep
9
fItNeSs aGe!
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Sep
8
aPhId inVasion!
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The solution was radical: I threw out all my indoor trees after an aphid invasion. 🪴🪲
Sep
7
bAsic Fit sHoWer!
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Second shower at Basic-Fit: already sweaty, clean showers, hot water… and I’m paying for it anyway. 😂
Sep
6
All alone in a huge, empty room with an enormous screen—perfect for practicing yoga from 7:00 to 8:30 AM on a Sunday! 🧘♂️😌
Sep
6
hIgh Pitched VoiCe!
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One toxic trait I’ve noticed when talking to some women is that they artificially switch to a high-pitched voice. I always wondered why… 🤔
Then I realized the reason was pretty simple: just watch an adult—male or female—talk to a child, and you can immediately see them **forcing their voice into those high notes**, almost like a kid themselves! 😂
Sep
5
tOo mUch hAir!
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A LOT of hair… time for a haircut in Chinatown, Paris! 💇♂️😂
Sep
5
soCiAl inTerActiOns!
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Growing up, I often avoided social gatherings because they quickly became boring—usually revolving around the same topics: houses, vacations, relationships…
While everyone else talked about those things, I was obsessed with **high tech, movies, sci-fi, internet speeds, and gaming**. Socializing often felt more like a mental burden than something enjoyable, and I gradually developed a natural dislike for it.
Sep
5
New **premium chocolates and canned mirabelle plums** on sale at Noz, the discount store! 🍫✨ There weren’t many items on the shelves, so I’m really glad I happened to be there that day! I rarely buy these because they’re usually **way too expensive** at regular prices. 😅
Sep
4
The Basic-Fit near Stade Salif-Keïta in Cergy is one of my favorites: cosy, small, and relatively tucked away compared to the others. Fewer people means less crowding—and, most importantly, a cleaner gym! 😄
