Jun
3
bruTaliTy!
Filed Under Daily
If I ever get the job from the “dick” interview… geeez, it means I was good!
The guy who asked the brutal questions was the director and I could feel the intensity of the exchange. I never let him get over my ground. He attacked and I hit back each time with the same intensity! I had to be close to madness to do such things:
Questions answers:
Him: Be short and present yourself!
Me: In less than 1 min, all my life and when I have finished: “Do you have questions because it seems that you already knew all the answers?”
Him: I only have doubts! Why didn’t you get the other jobs when you got interviewed? What were the reasons?
Me: I had 3 offers, one after 6 months and it was in Marseille, I was not ready to move yet. I had another offer but I declined because I was just some sort of secretary and one last one last week because they just told me that I was overqualified!
Me: What about you? What are your doubts?
Him: I have the same doubts they had…. blabla blabla!
Me: May I answer the first 2 doubts? Your job offer is so far the most interesting one and I would always ask myself if I would be better accepting your offer if I had both offers! I am the most practical person I know and I am not scared by anything or anyone … I do get down and dirty when it needs to but I need a reason for that: a reward… otherwise I will not stay with you! All your other doubts are not negative and they are just human and nobody has answers to them but GOD!
Me: I think that you are very busy, I have 2 questions for you now! You asked me if I would be willing to move somewhere in France … where ? You wanted me to scale down my salary expections .. what are you offering?
Him: We have different locations but we do not know yet about you! I only make an offer after I talk to the other person who interviewed you!
Me: That’s all then.. Thank you for your time!
Him: Let me accompany you back to the door!
Me: Thank you and I shook his hand!
If he thinks that madness is what I lack he got a proof that I lack none of his!