Pierre

Nov

3

fUnNy!

Filed Under Daily

I helped my new neighbor who replaced “Coucous dude” in the apartment above me. While I was fixing her printer she told me about her horrible life with her ex-husband:

  1. They divorced after 20 years because he cheated on her with a younger woman
  2. He stole all their belongings in their old house
  3. She sued him over the 2 apartments they owned together
  4. He burned her car last week and she filed a complaint! (luckily she was at her mother’s house so nothing happened here!)
  5. She hides her address from him because she is afraid of him!

Now that she is old, alone, sick and she can no longer have any kids, she asked me this question in a very naive way: “Would you like to get married?”

I shrewdly answered after looking at her for few seconds: “So which part of your hell on Earth would you like to recommend to me?”

She burst out into a warm laugh…and said “NONE”

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