Pierre

Jun

27

lIfe!

Filed Under Daily

Life is always funny and it bites you back where you least expected it.

1. Titom’s lesson.

I tried to look for something in the cellar and, for unknow reason, I followed Titom to the cellar. Titom was trying to pull my water gun, a gift I bought for his birthdate and he dropped a beer bottle trying to do so. I told him to stop and I tried to clean his mess. He went back and jumped on the fan. By the time I got there, the fan was almost over his body and I had to tell him to stop again. Now, was the most interesting part. He turned back to me and slowly with a precision of language I have never witnessed, he articulated these words:

“Pierre, tu fais comme si tu ne voulais pas qu’on t’invite de nouveau”. I slowly looked at the tiny 5 years old… Titom just sent me a warning: “I will not invite you to MY place if you annoy me!”

I simply told him to move away because he has done enough damages. It’s funny because it was a chilling experience. Yes yes yes .. 5 years old and threatening me :). Life is Life!

2. I was so tired and I went home. My parents managed to kill 2 of my precious pepper trees.

Guess what … I told them not to touch them every week!

3. I guess it is time to for me find a new solution because my mother who is not very good at anything related to gardening is trying to prune anything she was asked not to touch. I think she is stupid and hopeless. I am sorry but all my life I told her to STAY away from me and she kept on coming back.

Nobody wants to talk to my mother that is the only reality I know. N-O-B-O-D-Y and it is so sad.

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