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Someone new just moved in and the dude seems ok and nice. He was trying to be all social and introduced himself to me as a newcomer.
And I was like, well, the city is dangerous, your social landlord is a real liar and a fucked up company, beware of your neighbors because there were reports of petty thefts. You need to report anything wrong quickly this week because your landlord won’t do shit after that!
Him: You are scaring me, you know, I just moved in.
Me: You’d prefer me lying to you instead?